...trash talk

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.




The first surgeon, from New York, says:

'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second, from Chicago, responds:

'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says:

'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles, chimes in:

'You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington D.C., shut them all up when he observed:

'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine...Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.'

surgeon clipart courtesy of Google search


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This probably isn't the most appropriate time to post this when the shooting rampages continue on and on in the country, but it is supposed to be taken with a grain of salt so to speak, and show the 'lighter side' of humor. Not to be taken seriously, or to offend anyone. In fact, the 'funny' part of it all is, that, it's probably closer to the truth than we all realize:

NY Times publishes locations of who owns a gun in the state of Texas. My son sent this to me from Houston. Remember, it's not intended to be offensive. Each Red Dot Shows the Location of a Gun Owner in Texas...