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Got a good reason For taking the easy way out


...trash talk



Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.




The first surgeon, from New York, says:
    'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second, from Chicago, responds:
    'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says:
    'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles, chimes in:
    'You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington D.C., shut them all up when he observed:
    'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine...Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.'


surgeon clipart courtesy of Google search


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This probably isn't the most appropriate time to post this when the shooting rampages continue on and on in the country, but it is supposed to be taken with a grain of salt so to speak, and show the 'lighter side' of humor. Not to be taken seriously, or to offend anyone. In fact, the 'funny' part of it all is, that, it's probably closer to the truth than we all realize:

NY Times publishes locations of who owns a gun in the state of Texas. My son sent this to me from Houston. Remember, it's not intended to be offensive. Each Red Dot Shows the Location of a Gun Owner in Texas...







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    1. Laughs are always good for the soul.

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  2. Lol!

    At least now we know where the guns are!

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    1. indeed...like I posted, there is probably more truth to that than we know.

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  3. I like your funnies Anni
    Different parts of our state would be solid red too.
    Hugs Madi and Mom

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    1. Everything in Texas is bigger....just look at the gun population. rofl

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  4. You tell good jokes! Is the first one really a joke? :-)

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    1. I know...wouldn't that be a joke on us?!! [insert wink]

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  5. lol....thanks for starting my day with a laugh! I work at a hospital, so I think I'm going to print your doctor joke and take it with me to share....hilarious. And the way Academy has been jammed with cars, I would believe the map. :)

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    1. Here too, Academy is always loaded with cars and patrons...I'm hoping some of them are buying team logo shirts or jogging outfits. LoL

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  6. haha...just forwarded the surgeon joke to my husband for a morning chuckle :) A giggle here and there is good!

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  7. Annie
    Mr. G makes the stylus to sale also!
    If you are interested I'll find out the details.
    Hugs madi

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    1. ...thanks "Mom"....Bud is testing one out right now, if he doesn't like it and returns it, I'll let you know. Much appreciated.

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  8. You know Anni, it takes me a while for the penny to sink in - about the Texas map - but after staring at it and trying to find 'the red dots', when it finally did sink in I had a jolly good laugh. Thanks for that. In such times humor is indeed good for the soul. It's a good safety valve too. Have a good one Anni!

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    1. no worries...you 'got it'...that's what counts.

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  9. Loved it, Anni... AND--unfortunately it's TRUE--including all of them!!!!

    The gun issue --with Biden in charge--is the politician way to 'fix' a problem --or so they think... GADS--what idiots...

    Hugs,
    Betsy

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    1. ...happy to know you enjoyed the post, Betsy.

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  10. Thanks for the laugh.

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    1. ...you're welcome, it's always good to laugh...and often.

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  11. Politicians are the best to operate on - lol. And everyone owns a gun in Texas and Kennesaw GA!

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    1. so...K. GA [I can't spell Kennasaw] is all one big red dot too, then, huh?

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