Once again, Mel G!bs0n makes headlines....I guess

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THURSDAY 13

So often you read a catchy short sentence.
Hey that's a good one, I'll keep it in mind you decide.
But you'll forget, that's the way it is. Here are 13 I like...

1] When the power of love overcomes the love of power, then the world will know peace. (Jimi Hendrix)

2] You were born as an original. Don't die as a copy.

3] It takes a day to find a friend, a moment to lose them but a lifetime to forget them.

4] Don't make someone a priority who only makes you an option.

5] Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. (Robert Frost)

6] It's no coincidence that the word "listen" is an anagram of the word "silent".

7] It is not what you gather but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived.

8] Looks capture the eyes. Personality captures the heart.

9] Don't ask someone to guide your footsteps if you're not willing to move your feet.

10] We can't always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. (Franklin D. Roosevelt)

11] People laugh because I'm different, I laugh because they're all the same.

12] Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.

13] An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind. (Gandhi)

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THURSDAY THUNKS

Got your taxes done? Ya, it's always a hassle tho. It should be easy with being a retiree you'd think.

What do batteries run on? Negative and positive chemical energies. duh! [WAIT...Diosa said they don't have legs so can't run...I like that much better. Now, why didn't I think of that?!!!]

What do chickens think we taste like? I didn't know chickens even thunk, let alone come to conclusions. You tell me!!!

What do they call a French kiss in France? Langue dans la bouche -literally

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? You got me...I've oftentimes wondered the same thing.

How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? Ask them to sign it OR get closer and read lips. It's a simple process.

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? Ha...if there is no caller ID I wouldn't even BE RETURNING a call. I wouldn't bother with it.....Anni equals a phone-a-phobic. Well not phobic, just loathing phones is all.

So Mel Gibson left his girlfriend - think he's finally heard of me? My humble opinion...if you're really all THAT concerned....you BOTH need psychiatric treatment!! Make an appointment...NOW!!!

Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore? "IT" whaddya mean by 'it'?

Are you bothered that I didn't number these? Nah. Should I be?












POSTED: Thursday, April 15th, 2010
4:50 A.M.