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Got a good reason For taking the easy way out




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A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a
particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for A couple of dollars for dinner.
The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money,
will you buy some wine with it instead of Dinner?"
"No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman replied.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman Asked.
"No, I don't waste time shopping" the homeless woman said. "I need to Spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman Asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done In 20 years!"
"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead,
I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight."
The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with
You for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty Disgusting."
The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a Woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and Wine."

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I'm into my 3rd week of handing out Halloween treats!
This week the 'treat' will be this; a cute little vampire 'vanting to share some candy vith you'!!



Each day up until Halloween [October 31st]
I will be handing out
a treat for 1 - 5[one to five] bloggers who drop by
during the week for visiting.
You're more than welcomed to pass it along
to ones you think are deserving of a special treat
for the season.
Kinda like "Pay it Forward"
Y'know, one goodwill gesture deserves another?
But DON'T just choose your friends
making this cliquish and 'just groupies'...
Make NEW friends by choosing random visitors!!!

It seems that 'awards' are floating around blogland
and just "blog friends" get chosen all the time.
Make it RANDOM!!

If you do decide to share it with others
then, USE THIS "TREAT" IMAGE and
link it back to my blog and
explain where the idea originated.
Click on the image to expand and then save for displaying on your blog if you choose.

MY TREATS TODAY GO TO:

Rhonda @ I'm Running to Win Two

Works for Mom @ What Works for Us



56 comments :

  1. * * *This is one of the outdoor Halloween things we have. Hubby made it.

    It's a skull sign with four 'street' directions.

    "Witch Way"
    "Reapers Run"
    "Dracula Drive"
    "Spooky Place"

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  2. I loved that joke!! I laughed when I came to the punch line!! How funny!! :) It could be a "Spooky Place" for that husband!! Happy WW!

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  3. As long as they all point away from my house! :)

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  4. Oh how much fun is that!! Simply love Halloween! Happy WW :)

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  5. I love it--can I put my order in for one? :) Have a great Wednesday.

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  6. Excellent. Imagine a man creating street directions! (Not the same as asking for them, I guess.) Wow. Happy WW!

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  7. Hi there. Thanks so much for dropping by my blog a bit earlier. To answer your question, yes, I took the photo. Every image on my blog is my own, and I use the site to share my work with my visitors.

    I'm so glad you enjoyed it, and I hope you'll drop by to see more. I'll do the same.

    All the best!

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  8. THAT was a truly good one - loved both the photo and the joke!!!

    Simply wonderful.

    You two are just so darn handy! It's one of the best, that sign!!!! I'd love to have that at my home.

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  9. lol. very clever of you..nice story and the halloween signs.thanks for visiting.

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  10. LOL This is hilarious and I loved your skull sign. I think I will follow "Witch Way" and see where it takes me.

    Blessings,
    Mary

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  11. LOL ... first time I read that joke! :D
    cool street directions!
    happy WW

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  12. The joke is really a good one.........all husbands need to see that! LOL

    I was in your beautiful state of Texas for almost 2 weeks the beginning of October visiting in the Dallas area. Hot, humid, but very nice compared to Michigan this time of year!

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  13. nice laugh! spooky pic!

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  14. I love it. The jokes was a hoot too. Pun intended. Love the Halloween look of your site. Have a great WW. :)

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  15. This is just great. Great outdoor decor.

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  16. Too funny--great photo as well.

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  17. Hahah. Love the dinner. And, happy spooky Wed.

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  18. Cool sign and funny joke!

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  19. cool sign and funny joke.happy WW!really love you halloween site.

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  20. I like your witch! She isn't cute but the idea sure is.
    We will miss Halloween this year. They might celebrate it where we are going?
    Happy WW!
    ..

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  21. Great picture...Halloween is so fun!

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  22. that joke was funny!!!i like the sign!

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  23. loved the story , your blog and your picture

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  24. LOL :D
    cool street signs!
    happy WW

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  25. loooove the sign and the joke.

    thanks for the giggle!

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  26. I love your sign!! Your husband is talented (too!)
    And loved your joke :)
    Happy WW!

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  27. I need this sign for in front of my house it would convince my neighbors to declare me crazy for ever, lol ! and that's a very nice joke !

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  28. Very original decoration! Happy WW!

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  29. Witch way, please. Am looking forward to your Halloween shots. (=

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  30. Haha, excellent joke and the sign is great. Happy WW

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  31. That is a great sign! I love the joke....must use it on hubby next time he squirms at my next pampering!

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  32. Very cute sign. Halloween is almost here! Happy Wordless Wednesday!

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  33. Great sign. Your hubby is talented he should make them to sale!!

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  34. LOL, got a good chuckle out of that one.

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  35. Yes, it´s Halloween. :-)

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  36. I love the H sign.

    I must show that joke to Embee it's really is so funny.

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  37. Wow, you've gone all out for Halloween. Funny story too. Happy Wednesday.

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  38. thanks for the treat HA! will pass it out soon!

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  39. That is the cutest thing...I love Halloween decortions:) I also enjoy your site. What a great job you've done!! Happy WW.

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  40. I always enjoy your theme. It always puts a smile on my face. I'm taking my daughter trick or treating this year. She is four years old. It will be her first time. I never went as a child so I'm looking forward to it also. Happy WW!

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  41. I love the lay-out of your site. Anyway, I find your posting truly funny! Thanks for visiting! Happy WW!

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  42. Love the joke. I started giggling and my son, the curious one, just had to know what I was reading. But of course, there are some things we just keep to ourselves.

    Great skull sign!

    Thanks for making me laugh

    Robin of mytwoblessings

    (my ww is up, but turned out to be not so wordless.)

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  43. Woot, woot! I think I have to go to the salon now and have my hair done! Don't want to go "Witch Way", teehee.

    Nice one, Anni. Btw, I was given one of your Sweet Treat and I handed it over to some blogger and I linked you, of course, :)

    And now I see some of them made comments in this post: Marcia, Sandy.

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  44. I love halloween decorations.

    We have some, outside, and I keep meaning to buy more generic fall things, so I can just take down the halloween parts and leave the rest til it's time to do Christmas decorations, but I never manage it.

    Have I mentioned that I love your blog, as well?

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  45. That's a fun sign you have there, Witch way and Reaper's Run"...too funny. Although I think Halloween is a fun experience for the kiddos, I don't promote it on my blog. So no need to include me on your list of possible recipient. Have a great WW!!

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  46. Thanks for stopping by.

    The pay it forward thing seem interesting.

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  47. Very nice! I used to make holiday lawn deco out of plywood. Halloween has always been one of my favorites!

    Aside: I'll be rooting for the Rockies... only because my team lost. Would have loved to see the Indians and the Rockies in the series.

    The Indians, where I was raised, are my Dad's side of the family. The Rockies are my Mom's side of the family

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  48. LOL, great photo (and joke)! Happy WW :)

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  49. baaaaaaad joke!!! LOL You are so halloween-y it's putting me to shame!

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  50. Thats a really great sign :-)

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  51. I once did the same.

    - I had to move afterwards to a goshtly place. That was awful.

    But luckely my shrink found out: give him a PC - and he will never be put into troublle again-

    Until reading this.

    I'm out of ballance. do you hear me.
    Bring me to someone that can help me out of this situation.

    I need a Cybercruise - or something like it....

    ehhe iiihe bring me back...

    PS: Great post

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  52. What a spooky yet funny photo, and an hilarious joke too! :-))

    Happy belated WW!

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