Airing Dirty Laundry....

While walking along the Seawall the other day Bud was lagging behind me. He said to me:

"In three years we will have been married for 50 years. And I swear your rear end continues to grow wider and wider. Now, it's nearly as wide as a washing machine!"

I ignored his comment and kept walking ahead of him at a leisurely pace enjoying the bay front views.

That night Bud was in an amorous mood. Reaching over he started petting and playing. I kept my back to him, laying on my side and said:

"This old machine isn't gonna work tonight. With that small a load, you can do it by hand!"

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One day, a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," she replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "Texas A & M."


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A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock.

The blonde asked, "Are you going to set it on fire?"


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My wife asked me to put the laundry on a pre-wash.

Isn't pre-wash actually just wearing them?



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Hillary C. has said she is to run for the US president.

In preparation in case she wins, the White House staff have taken all steps necessary to avoid any future embarrassment.

The White House laundry has been pre-stocked with OxiClean and Vanish.