“A wise old owl lived in an oak;
The more he saw the less he spoke;
The less he spoke the more he heard...
Why can't we all be like that bird?”
― Edward Hersey Richards




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Meet....Shadow, Kai, and DJ . *Texas State Aquarium Part II

...(of which Shadow and DJ are brothers). These are Atlantic Bottlenosed Dolphins

The dolphin trio are housed in a 400,000-US-gallon (1,500,000 l) saltwater exhibit and they're trained to entertain, but also to educate us on how they are in need of our protection and the conservation of the wildlife in our oceans around the world. The exhibit is above ground...and below ground. By that I mean you have a choice to watch them interact with the trainers and the audience at the small amphitheater above ground, or choose to go below ground to the glassed in showcase...and if you do go underground, realize that they know you're there and they do NOT ignore their audience. Below ground you also have the privilege of viewing above ground with closed-in circuit TV monitors mounted on the walls....










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PART I can be viewed here if you'd care to see the rest of the Aquarium...



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WEEKEND FUNNIES


Ocean themed this week---

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman 2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman 2 American men and 1 American woman 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman.

One month later on these same absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred ...

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trois. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman. The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them. The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman. The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming. The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions. The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores. The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the American woman endlessly complains about her body; the true nature of feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the necessity of fulfillment; the equal division of household chores; how sand and palm trees make her arse look fat; how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do; how her relationship with her mother is improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining. The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and setup a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey...but they're satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.

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Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in the middle of the ocean. They managed to inflate a rubber life raft and grab a box of provisions before their ship slipped below the surface. After floating under blazing heat for 6 days they ran out of food and water. On the 10th day, bleary eyed and half dead from heat, thirst and starvation, they spotted a small object floating toward them in the water. As it drew near, they were ecstatic to find that it was an oil lamp (the kind the genies come in). They grabbed the lamp and rubbed it. "POOF" out popped a tired old genie who said "Okay.. so you freed me from this stupid lamp, yadda, yadda, yadda. But hey, I've been doing this 3 wishes stuff for a long time now and quite frankly, I'm burned out. You guys get only ONE wish and then I'm OUTTA here. Make it a good one". The first guy, without hesitation or thought blurted out, "Give us all the beer we can drink for the rest of our lives!!!" "Fine" said the genie, and he instantly turned the entire ocean into beer." Great move Einstein!" said the second guy, slapping the first guy in the head. "NOW we're gonna have to piss in the BOAT!"


raft and deserted island images courtesy of Google clipart search

20 comments :

  1. The dolphins are sooooo cute! It is such fun to watch them cavort around in the water. Aquariums are so entertaining and educational--wish we had one here. Your stories are too funny--thanks for the laugh. Have a great weekend. Mickie ;)

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  2. Great dolphin photos! My aquarium photos haven't always been very good...but then I never remember to take my tripod and cable shutter release! I am sure that would help, but then again, I would be in the way. Oh well, I enjoyed yours. And the stories were funny! Hsve a great weekend!

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  3. I love dolphins! Wonderful photos, they are so cute. I enjoyed your weekend funnies. Anni, Wonderful photos, have a great weekend.

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  4. Delphine sind ganz wundervolle, intelligente Tiere.

    Alles Liebe dir ♥ Marianne

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  5. Your pictures of the dolphins turned out so well! I love watching them swimming around and it always looks like they're smiling:-) I much prefer to watch them from the underground part.

    Oh Anni, those two jokes were hilarious, thank you for my morning giggle:-) xoxo

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  6. I love the way dolphins always look like they are smiling, and they sure do seem to know how to have fun! Great shots, Anni. Now I'm going back to read the jokes... :-)

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  7. Dolphins always look so happy!

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  8. What a fabulous trio. Aren't dolphins incredible. I too love how they always seem to have a smile.

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  9. Cute post, dolphins are one of my favorites.

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  10. aww, so glad to see this!

    dolphins are so adorable creatures!
    they are sooo cute!

    liked your photos, and i really enjoyed your post.

    thanks so much for sharing.

    happy weekend!

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  11. Wonderful photos of the dolphins, I love their smiling faces! Did you ever hear them make their noises? Loving the joke about the different nationalities stranded on the island!!!

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  12. What a beautiful sight to see. those water creatures look happy doing their work under water while having some audience

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  13. How wonderful to see not only one but three beauties!

    Love is in the air with Champ and Ruby, come and see.

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  14. Anni, your shots of the dolphins are wonderful. It must have been a great show. Love those jokes!

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  15. So precious, I love dolphins.

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  16. Great shots at the aquarium! I agree with you about the commercials on TV, it is awful, every show you watch is at least 50% commercials.

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  17. The dolphins are adorable.
    Thank you for smile on my face :)

    Regards and best wishes

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  18. lovely photos of the dolphins

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  19. LOL!! Dolphins, just love how they always seem to be so happy and smiling.

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