[click HERE to join]
CAMERA CRITTERS
WHITE TAILED HAWK
photos taken on
Mustang Island
Texas
Spring, 2011
WEEKEND FUNNIES
With ex-G0vern0r of Calif0rnia in the news lately with his 'secret child'...I thought this was a good one:
- - -
It seems that Mary P0ppins has moved to Calif0rnia. She has started a business telling people's fortunes. But, she doesn't read palms or tea leaves, she smells one's breath. That's right, the sign outside reads: Super California Mystic Expert Halitosis.
- A director is screen testing Sylvester Stall0ne and Arn0ld Schw@rzenegger for a new film about classic composers. Not having figured out who to give which part to, he asks Sly who he would like to be. Stall0ne says "I like Mozart. I want to be Mozart" So the Director says, "Very well, you can be Mozart" Then he turns to Arnie and says "Arnie, who would you like to play ?"...........
And Arnie says "Ah'll be Bach!"
- - -
It seems that Mary P0ppins has moved to Calif0rnia. She has started a business telling people's fortunes. But, she doesn't read palms or tea leaves, she smells one's breath. That's right, the sign outside reads: Super California Mystic Expert Halitosis.
Thanks for the laughs, love you. This is Denise
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Lovely laughs for my Saturday morning! Have a "superduper" week-end!
ReplyDeleteThose were good!
ReplyDeleteAnni, what a cool sighting of the White Tailed hawk. I have not even heard of this bird. Great sighting and photos. Have a great weekend!
ReplyDeleteCool photos of the hawks!!! That's one big bird! Have a lovely week-end!
ReplyDeleteAMAZING photos!
ReplyDeleteDid you hear me groan at the funnies? LOL
Great shot of that hawk...how exciting to see it so close up! Thanx for the chuckles!
ReplyDeleteAnni
ReplyDeleteBeautiful hawk photo and a very, very funny
Arnie joke.....seems lately the politians are doing a lot of things causing lots of new jokes to surface,
Happy Saturday
Madi and Mom
Oh he`s great! Have a great weekend.
ReplyDeleteAnni that second image is wonderful! Lovely shot!
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing at both these jokes - good ones!
Carletta's Captures
very nice photo!!
ReplyDeleteThose are groaners! I love the hawk. So fierce! Thanks for visiting my zoo!
ReplyDeleteThnx for stopping by. Marvelous capture of the hunter :)
ReplyDeleteGreat photos and great jokes again!! Boom & Gary of the Vermilon River, Canada.
ReplyDeleteGreat photos of a truly majestic bird!
ReplyDeleteThe colours of the hawk are beautiful, he's a gorgeous bird.
ReplyDeleteThe bird picture is so beautiful
ReplyDeleteand lol for Weekend funnies, I have a post too !
Fabulous shots of the hawk!!! Thanks for visiting.
ReplyDeleteHe must be looking over his right shoulder in that first photo. The © for copyright almost looks like an eye, LOL.
ReplyDeleteGreat second photo, though, Anni.
Hope all is well with you. See you on Thursday Theme Song, if not before!
— K
Kay, Alberta, Canada
An Unfittie's Guide to Adventurous Travel
Beautiful photos of that hawk, Anni! There was one flying above our yard yesterday, all the other birds took off like crazy. lol I've never been able to get a picture of one, though.
ReplyDeleteThose weekend funnies were...too funny! lol xoxo
wow, what a great shot! i like the last photo.. thanks for dropping by, happy weekend!
ReplyDeleteGreat shots! Wonder how you got that near to capture it.
ReplyDeleteI'll be back!
LOL - those jokes are funny!
ReplyDeleteAnd what stunning shots of that hawk!
Thanks for the hawk picture Anni - the laugh too.
ReplyDeleteGreat shots! Have a nice weekend! Tina
ReplyDeleteNice photos-never seent his bird before. Cheers
ReplyDeleteLove the photos Anni... Especially the birds!!! Have a super Sunday~
ReplyDeleteHUGS
Donna
Amazing sighting, Anni! Lovely capture. Yeap, it's a bit too humid around here in Houston. So it is in Corpus huh. :P
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh and loved the hawk pictures! I've tried to get shots of them perched--have never been able to do it because they don't sit still for long! Good job!
ReplyDeleteOh wow, Anni those are great photos of the White tailed hawk. He is a very handsome fellow.
ReplyDeleteFunny jokes, thanks for the giggles!
what a beauty you had there posing for you. Very colorful to be a hawk I think. :)
ReplyDeleteAwesome shots of the hawks
ReplyDeleteBeautiful bird!
ReplyDelete