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WEEKEND FUNNIES

Actually, today there is no rhyme or reason...my funnies are quite eclectic this time. As insane as the "media" has been in the last decade, so too are some funny "signs" you can see. Tho, not intended to be funny in any way, they ARE if you have a mind like mine:



Found this business sign just off the freeway the other day. Now, not only is the poor lawyer sign funny---it's MORE funny to know that ol' Hootin' Anni had to pull off the freeway and drive clear round to get a PICTURE of it!!!

rank: (rangk)
adj. rank·er, rank·est
Strong and offensive in odor or flavor.
Conspicuously offensive: rank treachery. See Synonyms at flagrant.

For this one, don'tcha just LOVE the educated dummies? Houston Astros are at the bottom of the heap in their division...but not only filled with errors...so is the local newspaper coverage by-line!!

What a hoot.










And what goes better with ball games than the great American Ball Park Hot Dogs?!! One that is paper trained!! I do love my hot dogs! Especially after Spring "Training"!




[this one is NOT my photo, but a shared image in a received email]



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Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. "Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs." The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously: "What part did you get?"

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With a hubby that was "all Navy" to the fun and poking fun at United States Marines [we have a LOT of Marines in our family, as is our son!!] between son and father, I saw this at the air show and thought it was too good to pass on 'readjusting' the "HOT AIR" and arrows on the plane with my paint shop program and then sending it to Erik...


[best if enlarged!]

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From C-Span Press Dinner:
"Donald Trump often talks about running as a Republican, which is surprising," said the Saturday Night Live actor, entrusted with providing some of the comedy for the evening. "I just assumed he was running as a joke."