A coot by any other name---

My SIX WORDS:

Birds of a feather, flock together


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CAMERA CRITTERS

AMERICAN COOTS
- spotted on the Nueces River

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WEEKEND FUNNIES

A magician was performing on cruise ship and each night while performing his pet parrot keeps saying "its up his sleeve" " its in his pocket". "its in his shoe". "in his pants" etc and the magician was loosing his patience. One night while performing his tricks the ship's boilers blew and the ship sank. The lucky magician was able to grab onto a ships table and float on the sea for a few days. the parrot in the mean time seemed non-plussed and was looking quizzically at the magician for a few days whilst drifting. On the 4th day the parrots looks at his master and says "I give up... what did you do with the ship?"

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A duck walks into a drug store and buys a chap stick. The clerk says, "Will that be cash or charge?" The duck says, "Just put it on my bill!"

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A burglar crept into a dark house and as he crossed the room he heard a voice say, "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU!" He froze in his tracks and waited. He started walking again, and again the voice came "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU". Finally the burglar's eyes adjusted to the dark and with great relief he saw a parrot in a cage in the corner. "What's your name," he asked the parrot. "Bonzo" said the parrot. "Who gave you that stupid name" sneered the burglar. "The same guy who named the Rottweiler Jesus."

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Two crows are sitting on a fence, when a jet-fighter doing training maneuvers roars overhead. 1st crow says wistfully "Man, I sure wish I could fly that fast!" 2nd crow remarks "If you had two butts, and both of them were on fire, you could!"