This is Suggestive?

So, we watch Jeopardy if we can, each afternoon before the local news comes on. And as usual, several commercials break the game up. Most days, there is at least ONE "Liburty Mutchual" on. I always tend to giggle when the one with the guy in the cellphone costume is broadcast. It just hits my funny bone. One day I had to ask.... 

But let me back up a bit to our morning ritual. I am the first one out of bed most often. By the time Bud gets up, my cellphone 'work' is done. I check my blog feed and visit those that show up. Bud gets up and turns his coffee pot on. While that is brewing, he too checks his cellphone. And then gets his cup of hot coffee. By the way, this first cup doesn't wake him up fully. And, in my estimation, he spends WAY TOO MUCH time perusing the news and media online! At least a good hour. And, god forbid if I interrupt his concentration as he scrolls and scrolls and scrolls!

One morning, recently, the commercial and the guy in the cellphone costume came to me. I said to Bud:

Anni: "I think I should go to Party City and see if they have a cellphone costume for me. Then maybe you will turn me on!"
Waiting for a response and I get nothing.
But I'm relentless, I continue...
Anni: "You could stroke me up and down ever so gently and precise, open me up if you find something of interest."

He's listening I know, but nada.

Anni: "...push some buttons and find where the shortcuts take you."

He then stops a minute, grabs his coffee cup, sips in silence...

Bud: "I could also put you on vibrate!" 

 

I am speechless but for only a second and respond...
Anni: "Plug me in and charge me up!"

 

Gives a whole new meaning to Sam Sung!!

by the way, I copied the commercial screen shot from a google search, and then, super imposed my profile image to replace the "Liburty Mutchual" dude.  No infringement intended.