Schitt Happens....

..aka: .Saga of One Family's DIRTY Laundry  {warning:  for humor, not intended to be offensive}

If y'all have been with me since the beginning of my blogging, you may remember I worked long and hard to finally get my family's and Bud's family genealogy published a few years back; in a 300+ page book form. The project took over 25 years of research, and I'm still receiving much more info that will be an addendum pamphlet in due time. But, in the meantime, there happened to be a bit of humor sent to me regarding one family's researcher explaining how Jack came about. Read on....

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way...

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.

They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe taking the family name she was then Noe Schitt.

The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married 2nd cousin, Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.

She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda becoming on record, Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa,  Pisa Schitt.

Now...

... when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt

PS....Hootin' Anni would like to know where Crock is related in all this?!!! Finding out would give us a whole new perspective on their Schitt List, now, wouldn't it?