Oooooo, how I'd love to join the circus!!
...at least to work with the tigers and elephants.
When the Ringling Bros. Circus was in town, and Bud and I were walking along the seawall, at the back of the Civic Center they were hosing down the tigers and feeding the elephants before their long journey to the next city. Bud and I watch. Altho, I didn't have my camera with me, I snapped a few photos through my smart phone. I would have loved to reach through the fencing, unharmed, and scratched the tiger's belly....
August Themes for Photo Hunters
3rd ~ Oooooo
10th ~ Numb
17th ~ Can
24th ~ Chocolate
31st ~ Quiet
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A man is caught by cannibals. To escape the Island of Cannibals he has to survive 3 tents. In the first tent is ten bottle of Vodka. In the second tent there is a tiger with a toothache. In the third tent he has to sexually pleasure a lady. So he goes into the first tent and about 10 minutes later comes out so drunk that he is about to pass out. He goes into the second tent. For about 20 minutes you here the man screaming and getting scratched. He comes out and he says: "Where's the lady with the toothache?"
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger. One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nikes. His friend looked at him.
"Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"
"I don't have to run faster than that tiger. I just have to run faster than you."