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Rated PG-13
A blond and a redhead pass a flower shop----

--- where the redhead happens to
see her boyfriend buying flowers.
She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again." The blond looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"
The redhead says, "Oh sure, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blond says, "Don't you have a vase?"

FLOWER IS A ROSE COLORED HIBISCUS IN OUR YARD.











POSTED: Tuesday, May 4th, 2010
12:15 A.M.


54 comments :

  1. Who knew a floral arrrangement could be so funny? LOL and thanks!

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  2. bwaahahahhahaah!!!

    snort.

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  3. LOLOL Good one, Anni! Gorgeous Hibiscus too!

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  4. LOL too funny. Beautiful flowers :)

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  5. You are so funny, lol

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  6. pretty red tulip...funny joke!

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  7. What a way to start the Ruby Tuesday visits! My senior friends will love this joke!!! Love the hibiscus. Your yard must be beautiful!

    Jan
    GDP

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  8. cool post! Happy Ruby Tuesday!

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  9. nice looking red flower.

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  10. You always have a humor Ms. Anni, I love it. Happy RT

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  11. Your hibiscus is glorious - can't wait till ours come out! Once again I've posted too many flower pictures - just can't resist!

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  12. LOL... Love it, Happy Ruby Tuesday.
    I have two rubies up this week.
    Ruby in the Sand
    and
    Shriners of DC

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  13. Yay..fabulous photo..what a beuaty..and loved the joke!! Have a very happy day!
    Kiki~

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  14. ROFL, I will just have to pass this on, you know!!
    I love your hibiscus, it looks much different from the kind I have, no pictures available at the moment. I bet after the rain I will have some flowers too!! It's been raining non-stop for two days in a row now, the perspectives aren't dry for the next days...

    My Ruby Tuesday

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  15. Gorgeous bloom - and hilarious joke!

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  16. Hahahahaha ! no comment !

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  17. Of course I have a vase but he'll probably want to put it in the wrong one.

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  18. This just way too funny. O man I love it.
    Thank-you also for visiting my site. and I hope to see you there again soon.

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  19. Ha Ha!
    I once mentioned how I loved the lotion massages that Honey Bear gives me and someone said she would have to be willing to repay the massages from her hubby. I just couldn't understand why that would be a problem. Of course, I wasn't married to her hubby.
    Mama Bear

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  20. Beauty and humor plus coffee (that just finished brewing) - A triple crown way to start my day. :-)

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  21. thanks for the morning chuckle.
    I really like your new header.
    have a great day.

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  22. Very cute...needed a morning giggle.
    The hibiscus is beautiful, too. I love the hairiness of the petals. Nice shot.

    Thanks for the visit.

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  23. This is a nice hibiscus flower ! lovely colours !

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  24. hahahaha... your blog was soooo cute and funny!
    By the way, thanks for dropping by my site. I love visits and comments! :) Your visit made my site giggle Ü

    I'll follow your blog.
    Take Care!

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  25. The red Hibiscus is the national flower of Malaysia, but I have not seen one like this. Or maybe just not from this perspective, looking down at its "legs up in the air"...

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  26. haaahhhaaa...Anni...that's a cute joke..
    beautiful flower!
    hugs, bj

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  27. hahahhaha--- great photo! Did you know hibiscus is related to okra? that is why okra blossoms are so pretty! Thanks for visiting and commenting on my blog!

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  28. Beautiful, crisp shot of this lovely flower. Joke is quite risque to me!

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  29. Ha - another good one!

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  30. Lol, lol, lol. I love the flower. Happy RT!

    Mine is here.

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  31. Haha, too funny!

    I love your new theme. :)

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  32. ROFL Thanks for the chuckle Anni. Happy RT.

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  33. No one - no one - can best you today. Enjoy the day, Anni. Blessings...Mary

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  34. LOL. I love your hibiscus.

    When I got married (nearly 32 years ago) a dear friend of my grandmother gave me a beautiful crystal vase. In the note on the card she commented, "A lady can never have too many vases." :-)

    Happy Ruby Tuesday and thanks for stopping by. P.S. Hope the oil spill is going nowhere near you. I'm originally from LA and have family in Texas.

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  35. Sara That is why I rated the joke at the beginning...so not to disturb anyone. If you saw this rating, it's meant to be skipped over if it disturbs you - without commenting further I guess. Golly, 'family' TV and magazines and movies are far worse than this. Ummm, besides, your own MIND made it risque to be truthful. Not me. It was YOUR interpretation.

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  36. Becky Well, yesterday when Bud and I were at the beach, no oil slicks or remnants of it...I think it's all headed toward the north east. But, thanks for the concern.

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  37. wahahahahahahah :)

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  38. Ha, ha. Poor redhead. Beautiful red hibiscus though.
    I'm always excited every time I visit your blog, new face lift every week. Great

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  39. Anni, lucky I didn't have a mouthful of water when I got to the end of that joke!!! LOL! Very beautiful hibiscus! :)

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  40. Oh and your new header is marvelous! :)

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  41. He he! Now I see why it's PG 13!!
    Your hibiscus is beautiful- are they the same flowers that you can eat? I bought a jar of them in syrup, put them in glasses and pour Prosecco on top- fab for a celebration!
    Happy RT!

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  42. HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

    Good one.

    ;)

    ...and great photo, too!

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  43. Anni, Your hibiscus is absolutely gorgeous. I'm sure you're enjoying many beautiful blooms in your yard. We have iris, forget me nots and a few others. Coming up are primrose, hollyhocks and other green shots that show the promise of future blossoms. I've taken a few photos, but haven't felt like uploading them. Maybe in the next day or so.

    Hope you and Bud are enjoying some nice weather.

    Blessings,
    Mary

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  44. Nice capture of color.

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  45. That's a gorgeous hibiscus!
    and a funny joke,lol.

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  46. Now that was funny Anni!!! Have a funtastic day my friend!
    (((HUGS)))
    Donna

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  47. Such a beautiful bloom and thank you for sharing this joke. It is nice to start the day with a chuckle.

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  48. OMG Annie that is so funny!!

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  49. i've never seen hibiscus in a while. When i was a kid i always use this flower to make bubbles. Great entry =)

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  50. Ha ha ha! ;-) That is funny Anni! ;-) Beautiful red flower too! :)

    Thanks for visiting My Ruby Tuesday: Red Flowers and Beyond
    .. ;-)

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