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Tickle Me Elmo...

There is a factory that makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager’s door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new Employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo’s all over the factory floor and they’re really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo’s. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo’s legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.

“I’m sorry,” he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, “but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday.”

“Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.”



29 comments:

  1. I didn't see that one coming. 😀

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  2. Hilarious and I spent the whole time reading trying to figure out who Lena was and if she was related to you. bra ha ha...

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    1. Wellllll, she MAY be blond!! 😇

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  3. I did not see that coming!!! So cute!

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  4. *BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* :-P :-D ~Andrea xoxo

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  5. GROAN....
    Thanks for my giggle this morning...
    Sue

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  6. Ohhhhhhhhhh....

    Groannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...

    LOL

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  7. Welllll, ok. Trying hard not to roll my eyes! xoxo Did not expect that. I did go read some more of your haiku. Wonderful smashing of the sea!

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  8. I kept wondering how Lena was! :) So funny!!!!

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  9. Hahaha! You got me!

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  10. That was a good one, Anni. You had me going, and now I'm laughing out loud! :-)

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  11. Funny! I never guessed where this was going!

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  12. How did I miss this delightful post? What a hoot.

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  13. LOL...glad it wasn't my job!

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