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The more he saw the less he spoke;
The less he spoke the more he heard...
Why can't we all be like that bird?”
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MONDAY MORSELS

Before I post a joke that is of adult content, for laughs, I want to point you in a direction that is a 'must read'....Yesterday, while visiting others online with their blog posts, I came across one of the most heart warming Camera Critter entries!!! With pictures and a story that'll bring you to tears...happy tears. It's a must read in my opinion!! You WON'T be disappointed. A dog lost during the Tropical Storm, Debby, last week in Florida...a beautiful dog named Lady Bug!! It's all about devotion, loss, fate, miracles...whatever and however you want to see it through your eyes!! You just gotta go over and read it.  
All about LADY BUG [link].   
Don't forget to leave a note for Sandy, the blog owner, to let her know you've read this wonderful story and appreciate her heart for saving Lady Bug, lost in the storm.





Now, on with the joke---



WARNING: For mature audiences only...

Erik, our son, sent this to me, and I about spewed out my o j all over the keyboard...tho a bit on the 'nasty' side if you look at it the way I do, it still made me giggle....

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

You were warned beforehand. Don't blame me!! Box and labeling done by me; for the humor of it all.

24 comments :

  1. Your joke has me laughing out loud this morning...and certainly would be an apt name for this "wonder" drug! Too funny! The tree fungus is interesting - glad you told me what it was - otherwise I would have thought the tree had an ailment! Now headed over to read about Lady Bug. Have a great day, and try to stay cool!

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    1. ...I don't think you'll be disappointed in the post Sandy has shared. As for the 'wonder drug'...well, I'll just leave it be. LOL

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  2. Great detail on your macro here!

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  3. I've been over to Sandy's and loved that heartwarming story on Lady Bug. Then I came back and was laughing out loud at this joke! Thanks for the good start to my morning.

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    1. I'm glad you visited with Sandy and read that story on Lady Bug. How wonderful to read, wasn't it? LOL...I thought to myself at first "Should I share this joke?" Happy to know it is enjoyed by y'all...

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  4. I love mushrooms but I must say Erik has a new fan too!

    Please send me his address. I need to send him a bill for cleaning coffee off my monitor. OH MY WORD that was just what I needed this morning.
    Hugs Madi and Mom

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    1. rofl....will do. He can come up with some good ones when he deems it necessary to make me laugh.

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  5. Sorry i know that wasn't a mushroom but I lost my train of thought....??!!LOL

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    1. ...after reading about coxafloppin ...seriously, who WOULDN'T lose their train of thought?

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  6. Now that's funny! I will go over and read Lady Bug's story, but I sure do appreciate your sense of humor, Anni.

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  7. great photo,.....looks like a huge tongue! (I liked your son's joke)

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  8. Hahahahaha oh my gush, this is such a fantastic generic name hahahahahha! They must hire you Anni hahahahaha! Sorry just laughing so hard here, gush! You made my day!


    Kim,USA

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  9. I needed the laugh, thanks for sharing!

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  10. Oh this is a fabulous shot Anni. I love fugi.

    And, I just spewed tea all over my monitor while reading the joke!

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  11. Great post! I have just got back to blogging after having a child and wanted to drop by to say hello. Stop by my blog if u get a chance and also
    take a moment to go "Like" Hood Photography on Facebook

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  12. You have me rolling on the floor with that one. I've got to send that to my husband.
    I read the story about LadyBug, how awesome

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  13. The wonder drug has wondrous possibilities beyond the ken of the Oxford Dictionary! Love it! Adore the detail of the fungus! Fascinating textures and it's so huge! Now to see Lady Bug.

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  14. Now that would make one huge pot of mushroom soup!! JUST KIDDING!! Generic pharmaceutical names always kill me as they are mostly unpronounceable by lay people, but this one is memorable and my come in handy to mention at a staff coffee klatsch! Just wondering if our in-house pharmacist is familiar with this one!

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  15. Great story about the lost dog... Almost made me cry... So glad they finally got dog and mother back together. That is awesome...

    Funny joke... Made me laugh out loud...
    Hugs,
    Betsy

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  16. Haha - you are on a roll today. Sandie

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  17. That is one big fungus! Great shot..

    Visiting for MYM- hope you can stop by..

    http://www.loveablecassandra.com/2012/07/nutiva-organic-coconut-oil.html

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  18. Just gorgeous! Visiting late from Mellow Yellow..

    Hope you'd come and comment on my Yellow Rose post, it would be greatly appreciated!

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  19. Thanks for the laugh.

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