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Got a good reason For taking the easy way out


...a jester and a fish tale

JOKER: A person who is fond of joking.
A foolish or inept person.
Synonyms: jester




A statue outside a hotel on the Mississippi River - New Orleans Louisiana


Photo Hunters Month of July Themes
6th * Zany
13th * Dance
20th * Song
27th * Joker






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WEEKEND FUNNIES


A man took his wife to the County Show and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year." They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him." They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and said, That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one." The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same old cow."

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Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided that they would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts and Aloha shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb and were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying MaiTais, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop dead gorgeous redhead in a tiny bikini came walking straight toward them. They couldn't help but stare and when she passed them she turned to them, smiled and said, "Good morning Father Murphy. Good Morning Father O'Toole," nodding and addressing each of them individually, then passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she recognize them as priests? The next day they went back to the store, bought even more outrageous outfits. These outfits were so loud, you could hear them before you even saw them. Again, they settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine, etc. After a while, the same gorgeous redhead, wearing a string bikini this time, came walking toward them again. (They were glad they had sunglasses, because their eyes were about to pop out of their heads). Again, she approached them and greeted them individually, "Good Morning Father Murphy. Good Morning Father O'Toole," and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't stand it and said, "Just a minute young lady. Yes we are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did YOU know?"
"Oh Father, don't you recognise me? I'm Sister Kathryn!"

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Murphy buys his son two Goldfish, and tells him he must call the goldfish 1 and 2.
Puzzled, the boy asks why.
Murphy replies "If 1 dies you've still got 2"




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Doctor Doctor what can you prescribe for MS and impotence?
Cannabis for MS relief, and Viagra for the impotence.
Any side effects from mixing those two?
Only a stiff joint now and then. 



animated goldfish borrowed with permission from GLITTER GRAPHICS

16 comments :

  1. You make me laugh, lol

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  2. I am still laughing...that first one was priceless - of course, he was probably VERY sorry he made that last statement! Hope you have a great day!

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    1. :o)...laugh and those around you will laugh with you...right?

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  3. Hahahaha, you're quite the jokester yourself, aren't you, Hootin' Anni? :D

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  4. How funny! I know I can count on you for funnies!

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    1. I love the sound of laughter.

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  5. You're a good jester! I love that priest joke.

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    1. ...just call me Ms. Jester. LOL

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  6. LOL! Great take on the theme! You are a good jester.

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  7. LOL... The jokes are awesome, Ms Jester. :P

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  8. Love it!!!

    Mine is up. Please stop by.
    http://doggydog22.blogspot.com/

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  9. Your joker shot is perfect for this week's theme - well done!

    Have a great weekend (hopefully your foot feels better soon!!!!!)

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  10. Thanks for the laughs, Anni!
    Mama Bear

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  11. Sadly, these days when I think of a "Joker" I think of that idiot in Colorado. :(

    The jokes are cute, though. Love the 2 goldfish!

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