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WHITE TAILED HAWK
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WEEKEND FUNNIES



With ex-G0vern0r of Calif0rnia in the news lately with his 'secret child'...I thought this was a good one:
    A director is screen testing Sylvester Stall0ne and Arn0ld Schw@rzenegger for a new film about classic composers. Not having figured out who to give which part to, he asks Sly who he would like to be. Stall0ne says "I like Mozart. I want to be Mozart" So the Director says, "Very well, you can be Mozart" Then he turns to Arnie and says "Arnie, who would you like to play ?"...........

    And Arnie says "Ah'll be Bach!"


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It seems that Mary P0ppins has moved to Calif0rnia. She has started a business telling people's fortunes. But, she doesn't read palms or tea leaves, she smells one's breath. That's right, the sign outside reads: Super California Mystic Expert Halitosis.

33 comments :

  1. Anonymous6/11/2011

    Thanks for the laughs, love you. This is Denise

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  2. Hahaha! Lovely laughs for my Saturday morning! Have a "superduper" week-end!

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  3. Those were good!

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  4. Anni, what a cool sighting of the White Tailed hawk. I have not even heard of this bird. Great sighting and photos. Have a great weekend!

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  5. Cool photos of the hawks!!! That's one big bird! Have a lovely week-end!

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  6. AMAZING photos!

    Did you hear me groan at the funnies? LOL

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  7. Great shot of that hawk...how exciting to see it so close up! Thanx for the chuckles!

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  8. Anni
    Beautiful hawk photo and a very, very funny
    Arnie joke.....seems lately the politians are doing a lot of things causing lots of new jokes to surface,
    Happy Saturday
    Madi and Mom

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  9. Oh he`s great! Have a great weekend.

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  10. Anni that second image is wonderful! Lovely shot!
    I'm laughing at both these jokes - good ones!
    Carletta's Captures

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  11. Those are groaners! I love the hawk. So fierce! Thanks for visiting my zoo!

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  12. Thnx for stopping by. Marvelous capture of the hunter :)

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  13. Great photos and great jokes again!! Boom & Gary of the Vermilon River, Canada.

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  14. Great photos of a truly majestic bird!

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  15. The colours of the hawk are beautiful, he's a gorgeous bird.

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  16. The bird picture is so beautiful

    and lol for Weekend funnies, I have a post too !

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  17. Fabulous shots of the hawk!!! Thanks for visiting.

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  18. He must be looking over his right shoulder in that first photo. The © for copyright almost looks like an eye, LOL.
    Great second photo, though, Anni.
    Hope all is well with you. See you on Thursday Theme Song, if not before!
    — K

    Kay, Alberta, Canada
    An Unfittie's Guide to Adventurous Travel

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  19. Beautiful photos of that hawk, Anni! There was one flying above our yard yesterday, all the other birds took off like crazy. lol I've never been able to get a picture of one, though.

    Those weekend funnies were...too funny! lol xoxo

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  20. wow, what a great shot! i like the last photo.. thanks for dropping by, happy weekend!

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  21. Great shots! Wonder how you got that near to capture it.

    I'll be back!

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  22. LOL - those jokes are funny!

    And what stunning shots of that hawk!

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  23. Thanks for the hawk picture Anni - the laugh too.

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  24. Great shots! Have a nice weekend! Tina

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  25. Nice photos-never seent his bird before. Cheers

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  26. Love the photos Anni... Especially the birds!!! Have a super Sunday~
    HUGS
    Donna

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  27. Amazing sighting, Anni! Lovely capture. Yeap, it's a bit too humid around here in Houston. So it is in Corpus huh. :P

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  28. Thanks for the laugh and loved the hawk pictures! I've tried to get shots of them perched--have never been able to do it because they don't sit still for long! Good job!

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  29. Oh wow, Anni those are great photos of the White tailed hawk. He is a very handsome fellow.

    Funny jokes, thanks for the giggles!

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  30. what a beauty you had there posing for you. Very colorful to be a hawk I think. :)

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  31. Awesome shots of the hawks

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