“A wise old owl lived in an oak;
The more he saw the less he spoke;
The less he spoke the more he heard...
Why can't we all be like that bird?”
― Edward Hersey Richards




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Just like the story of Noah, the flood, and the Ark....they come two by two---


two herons, two ducks, and two gulls



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WEEKEND FUNNIES


Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5:00.
Sincerely,
Unicorns

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely,
Logic

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely,
The Titanic

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic.. I mean, a red-headed kid with two friends?
Sincerely,
Anonymous

Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely,
Google

Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? What the heck happened?!
Sincerely,
1985

Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely,
That Little Triangle

Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that door for the both of us.
Sincerely,
Jack
P.S. You let go.

Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely,
Native Americans

Dear iPhone,
Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You
piece of shut.
Sincerely,
Every iPhone User

Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,
Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you go?
Sincerely,
Terrified

Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely,
BP

Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely,
God

Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely,
Unimpressed

Dear Nickleback,
That's enough.
Sincerely,
The World

Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,

Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely,
Black people

Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin

Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco....
Sincerely,
United States

Dear World of Warcraft,
Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
Sincerely,
Parents Everywhere

Dear Anne Frank,
Two can play this game....
Sincerely,
Waldo

Dear Batman,

What was your power again?
Sincerely,
Superman

Dear Customers,

Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely,
Nail Salon Ladies

Dear Global Warming,

You're the best imaginary friend ever!
Sincerely,
Al Gore

Dear Ugly People,

You're welcome.
Sincerely,
Alcohol

Dear Mr. Gump
What are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get....
Sincerely,
Jenny

Dear Katy Perry,

I liked the kiss too.
Sincerely,
Justin Beiber

Dear Haiti,
Is it too early to ask what's shakin'?
Sincerely,
Seriously Going To Hell

Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,

I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream.... What now?
Sincerely,
Leonardo Di Caprio

Dear World,

Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some
Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely,
The Mayans

Dear Snooki,
GET BACK TO WORK!
Sincerely,
Willy Wonka

Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up...
Sincerely,
The Girls of Jersey Shore

Dear Man,

It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant

Dear Dr. Phil,
Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I
was here first.
Sincerely,
Dr Pepper

21 comments :

  1. So many of these amused me - especially the Titanic! Thanks for the laughs!

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  2. LOL the scissors. These are great. Loved your photo. :) happy Easter

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  3. I like the titani one best.

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  4. That is a great shot of the three bird couples :)

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  5. Loved the birdie photo and the funnies. have a great weekend and a Happy Easter.

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  6. I enjoyed your photo and Weekend Funnies.

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  7. Such a great image! :)

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  8. Those are hilarious!

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  9. Always have time for Herons!! Boom & Gary of the Vermilon River, Canada.

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  10. It sure is that time of year! :)

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  11. Anni you are hilarious!! Let us know when your 'book' is finished we want a copy.

    What a great picture of 2x2!
    Hugs Madi and Mom

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  12. Great photo, but I loved the funnies, I read them all which I rarely do.

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  13. What a wonderful photo ... it would be perfect for my 2sday posts.

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  14. Cute picture, Anni, and I love the jokes. They were a perfect Sunday morning read.

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  15. Just gorgeous!!

    Here's my critters post. Have a nice Easter celebration.

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  16. So pretty!
    Please come and see my critters, thanks!

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  17. Love the photo, Anni!
    -- K

    Kay, Alberta, Canada
    An Unfittie's Guide to Adventurous Travel

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  18. Yup! Definitely waiting for the ark!

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  19. Love the critters. Wonder if they're trying to tell us something. Thanks for the morning laugh. Loved the jokes!

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  20. Ok, those weekend funnies are hilarious! lol And no, I don't want any peanuts!!! LOL Oh, Anni, where do you get these, girl?!

    Love that picture and how neat that you were able to get 3 kinds of bird species in that one shot! xoxo

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