Click button to Join
'Your tests came back; You are very sick'
Patient Tweets back to doctor:
'Can I get a second opinion?'
'Yes, your Twitter page is ugly too.'
A woman standing nude in front of a mirror says to her husband: 'I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly, pay me a compliment.' He replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect.'
Infestation of Cultures!!
I'm thinking virus...a huge virus!
Or is it for real?
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium." "Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?" "Absolutely not," he said. "How sweet," Sarah said. "Tell me why not."
"Season's more than half over," he said.
Q. How many bloggers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. 100. 1 to change the lightbulb and 99 to comment on how it should have been done differently.
To begin blogging: Register a catchy yet philosophically deep name for your new blog: "lifesucks"; "All Things Me"; "Lifehacker"; "Playing With Matches"; "The Internet Slacker", "I Stalk David Hasselhoff". And remind your grandmother that 'stiffwoodysdiary' in your blog's address is spelled "all one word".
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.
He Said :
- "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
- "And that woman was ... my Mother!"
- "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
- "... and I can't remember who she was!"
Winston Churchill was present when a debate initiated between two collegues over the relative merits of twittering versus writing the old fashioned way, with a quill pen. When the argument became heated, he put a stop to it with the profound words, "Twitters never quill, and quillers never tweet."
You know you're addicted to Facebook when your dreams involve people writing messages on your wall. [personally I am not a FB user...I don't get it...you really can't post more than so many 'characters'. I have set up an account, but don't use it other than seeing family. Why post when you can't even say what's on your mind. It's like the world is spinning so fast you can't even take time to verbalize anymore. Either that or all your 'friends' have attention deficit disorder and can't comprehend more than 200 characters at one time...are you still with me?] Sucky. LOLOLOL
MY THURSDAY THUNKS post link HERE
POSTED: Thursday, March 11th, 2010