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Our host for this week is none other than our Nekked Lizard. And the challenge is:
    Any 5 (FIVE) pictures, any subject, and any 5 (FIVE) words to describe and/or explain each picture. CAN YOU DO IT???

The photos are simple enough, but like I said, the five word limit is VERY challenging, so let me get my stuff said before I put down the five photos. Y'all know how wordy I can get sometimes. But, then again, that's what blogging is all about...words. Talking as if you were filling out your daily diary. Perhaps adding some story of your day, or your thoughts on politics, etc. etc. etc. 'Kay...everyone had enough of my gab? :::putting my hands on my hips::: "Hmmmphf!!! Well, I never!!!" Actually one word is hidden in the 5 word limit...just cursor highlight between the arrows.

Here goes, wish me luck!!---


Starfish found on our BEACH.


Painter of Picture? -Answer—>Picasso<—


Amaryllis in the morning light


The Yellow Rose of Texas

My name's Sloopy Potty-Dunkin


Here is your dose of humor. Go ahead...try it...let me know what your new name is in FIVE words. Leave it in my comments. But above all, enjoy!!! ...

Follow the instructions to find your new name!! In the comments leave a FIVE WORD sentence giving me your 'new name'!!!

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

[I found this at Carole's Blog the other day]

~...end Fun Monday challenge

:::wiping brow:::...that was torture!!! < — —typed in five words only!!


  1. Cute and beautiful flowers.

    My name: Boobie Farkle Lush

    I'm not impressed.

    I thought you were going to ask us to give our names in a five word description. Mine would be
    French heavenly; Spanish light blue
    (the meaning of "Celeste" in those languages)

  2. Apparently I am Dinky BattyShorts.

    Well, I can tell you that there is nothing dinky about my shorts!!!

    Love the starfish picture!

  3. My name is Dumbo Pickle Butt....wihch would be about right this morning!

    Good one Anni!

  4. You and wordy sometimes, lol, never never ever ! You always talk in shorthand !

  5. Good Morning Anni,
    My name's Dorfus Potty Doodle. Nice to meet you. LOL. I did this the other day at Carole's as well and that was my name at her place too. The Starfish from the BEACH is beautiful. I bet you find alot of pretty Starfish on the Beach. The Bird is beautiful and I just know you had to draw it. The Amaryllis is just breathtaking. And of course, the Yellow Rose of Texas is always beautiful. It sure is cold here this morning. It is 39 degrees right now and it feels like 33 degrees. We will be under a Freeze Warning for tonight and into in the morning. They are saying the low is going to get down to 32 degrees tonight. Our oldest daughter's game for tonight has been cancelled and I sure am glad. It would be too cold to be out playing tonight. It was a cold and raw day around here yesterday as well. There were even some Snow Flurries yesterday. I didn't see them, but my Mom called last night and said she saw some yesterday. Me and the girls stayed in all day yesterday and I tried out my new Deep Fryer last night. I fried us some shrimp, chicken strips, french fries, tater tots, and some of those broccoli and cheese pops. It was a good supper. I have some left if you want to come and eat some. LOL. Take care my friend and have a great day. May God Bless You and Yours.

    Love & Hugs,
    Karen H.

  6. Doombah Dippindunkin...which is kinda how I feel this mornin' ;). Now THAT was a challenge for early in the day!

    I'm a huge Calvin & Hobbes fan, so you ended on a silly-happy note. And your other shots? Flowers and beach fare? Some of my favorite things. Clever way to hide Picasso's name, too.

    Gosh, Hootin' Anni, you had all kinds of tricks goin' on for your post! Ha!

    Happy Monday, good to see you today :).

  7. Hi, nice to meet you, I'm Goober Chicken Head, but I think I still prefer Jientje!!!!

  8. Hey, I guess that we are sisters as I am Boobie Chuckle Dunkin. Very clever, and you came up with a picture of your own very cool. Also, clever way of hiding the name of the artist. You always were the creative sister.

  9. Here she is....Dorfus Chicken Humperdinck! LOL!!! too funny :)

    I love Calvin and Hobbes and think my little one's alter-ego is Calvin. (I should start calling him thaT!). You have some nice pics and I like the little Picasso trick. I always love little things like that.

    You have a great week!!!

  10. Hello from
    Dorfus Dippin Sprinkles!!

    I liked that 5-word meme, although I can imagine the limitation must have been very hard ::wink::

  11. I had done this one before...I am Sloopy Dippin pants!! I must be having some bad troubles with my drawers!! smile.
    Thanks for stopping by this weekend. Hope your day is a good one..


  12. Well, mjd and I must be sisters, because I'm Tootsie Chicken Dunken.



  13. Snickle BattyHead here! Love your yellow rose of Texas - my mom's favorite flower!

    And the Picasso - neat!

  14. boobie wafflebrains?


  15. Hi anni! I had a fun Monday here. Enjoy your day...

  16. The adventures of potty training.
    I almost referenced your private beach (:

  17. Okay! After reading all the good sport comments I'm ashamed Anni. I'm going back and figure out my whole name--just got to Dinky! Your yellow rose reminded me of a spectacular Peace rose that I had at one time--nothing more beautiful--and hard to grow--than a yellow rose.

  18. Last last shot is why you are called Hootin' Anni. So funny.

  19. Tootsie Farkle Doodle, somehow I don't think it's complete. Can I just add "the fourth" to the end?

    Tootsie Farkle Doodle IV. Perfect.

  20. My name is Goober SnickleHump.

  21. You never let me down!!! Here's a hand clap to ya lady! I love how you did #2
    So, hereis my new name....
    My name's Tootsie Batty Shorts!
    Thanks for such a great and Fun, Fun Monday!!!

  22. I’m playing this week too … and, like you, found the 5 word limit a challenge, but managed (with difficulty). Yours are all wonderful but that Amaryllis is AMAZING and the Yellow Rose of Texas a perfect choice!

    I’ve no time today to play ‘new name in 5 words’ because I’m meeting my retired friends for our monthly lunch and need to get moving with ‘chores’ so I’m not late (Molly needs a walk … the yard needs some water in this heat wave of 85 degree temps … and I need a shower plus there are 8 things on my ‘must do’ list this morning… sigh!) If I’ve got time I’ll return later because it looks like phun! ;--)

    I love knowing we're both 'profoundly disturbing' ... why am I not surprised you got the same results? Hope you’re having a marvelous Monday!
    Hugs and blessings,

  23. I am Dorfus Chuckle-Doodle!!!!

    That was fun:)

  24. Anonymous4/14/2008

    Dorfus Chucklebutts here! lol

  25. great ones Anni..
    my name is Dorky Dippin Doodle..kind of has a nice ring to it!!

  26. What lovely flowers! Are they from your garden?

    Thanks for sharing!

  27. Hee hee, I am Snickle Chicken Breath. Nice.

  28. I am Sloopy Fricken-Nose!! lol I think I will stick with Denise.

  29. Sloopy HubbleBrain here as ordered.

    Great job, Anni. I loved the yellow rose of TX!

  30. Great pictures.
    My name is - Tootsie SnickleButt!!

  31. sloopy dippin-squirt here, damn glad to meet ya!!!

    love your photos ... and how did you do that clever thing with the mystery artist's name?

    i bow to your blogging genius!!

  32. Sleezy Dippen-dunkin posting but I really like Fluffy Chicken-butt better. First I thought you were going to do the secerte female five from the D'code. still some great nature pics.

  33. Anni,

    Sorry that I was so late getting over today. I didn't get online until after dinner and then it was to list on ebay. After that I came right over to see what you'd been up to. LOL

    I've done this before, but it was a little different.

    I am Dorfus Boobie-Squirt. (notice only five words.)

    LOL I couldn't believe it and had to go back and be sure I'd done it correctly. ROTFL That was a good one.

    Take care. I will post in a while. Right now I'm going to read your latest post.


  34. Snooty Chicken Squirt - EW!

    Like your photos. :) How cool you found a starfish.

  35. WELL! MY new name couldn't be MORE appropriate if I'd designed it MYSELF!!!

    My name? Boobie Dippin-Dunkin!
    (and my boobies sure are dippin - and might be dunkin too!)

  36. I swear you are the most fun Fun Monday'er ever!!! Loved all your pics, especially the painting. So pretty. And I would be Dinky Chuckle Doodle. Which is ok because I've been called much worse :o)

  37. Well, glad I decided to drop back tonight, I tried to leave a comment in the morning but my internet was playing up and I see it did not get through! I love that Star fish!

    My name was Snooty Potty'dunkin

  38. Here is "Tootsie chuckle fanny" ! Lol !

  39. I love the Picasso - that's the best! Great job! (I am running very late on Fun Monday visits!)

  40. good afternoon Anni...
    I am a little behind in poppin' in all the places I usually go...
    Anyway, for your "Fun Monday Challenge" - I'm "Snooty Dippin Doodle"
    Ain't that somethin'?
    Got a kick out of this one.
    Have a good'en :o)