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edition #44


Thirteen Signs Your Cat Is Plotting World Domination

[cat genius found at "Free Cat Stuff"]

1. Sits on your newspaper in the morning and carefully reads the coded message that Garfield sends out every day.

2. Used to sleep on top of TV, now monitors CNN 24 hours a day.

3. When you enter the room, Snowball and the other members of the Tri-Cateral Commission stop talking and begin playing with yarn.

4. Behind the couch you find a forged passport, plane tickets, and nine suicide bombs.

5. Well, "somebody" subscribed to --

6. Autopsy of the last mouse left on your doormat reveals "tattoo" to be blueprint of the UN Building.

7. Kitty Chow spilled on the floor spells out "Drop the car keys and leave the door open or the dog gets it in the head."

8. Then -- dead mice in the kitchen. Now -- dead third world dictators in the basement.

9. Judging from the kitchen, he seems to be working on some kind of "land mine" technology.

10. Fluffy is now sleeping only 21 hours a day, down from 23.

11. Has recently been acting somewhat... aloof.

12. What your cat lacks in charisma and good looks, he makes up for with his ruthless handling of rival software companies.

13. Somehow, you're now subscribed to "Feline of Fortune" magazine.


Dear P J at Bits and Pieces has tagged me with the "Six Weird Things" meme- -


The rules for this meme are:
(1) Link to the person that tagged you.
(2) Post the rules on your blog.
(3) Share six non-important things -habits, quirks, about yourself.
(4) Tag six random people at the end of your post by linking to their blogs.
(5) Let each random person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their website.

Okay, here are my six weird things about me

1] I love day old popcorn! [popcorn & Junior Mints™!!]
2] Car chases in movies are my favorite parts!!
3] I love the beach/surf/ocean, but I can't swim
4] I am one of those that can read & understand Shakespeare's English
5] I can garden successfully, but my indoor plants suffer
6] I sometimes crave, & LOVE burned toast!!!!! The blacker the tastier.
[but only when I crave it...not all the time]


ADDED: Mary just completed the 175 word challenge found linked on my sidebar

Denise just completed the 175 word challenge too!!


  1. A Shakespeare fan!! This is my favorite Shakespearean Sonnet

    SONNET 91
    Some glory in their birth, some in their skill,
    Some in their wealth, some in their bodies' force,
    Some in their garments, though new-fangled ill,
    Some in their hawks and hounds, some in their horse;
    And every humour hath his adjunct pleasure,
    Wherein it finds a joy above the rest:
    But these particulars are not my measure;
    All these I better in one general best.
    Thy love is better than high birth to me,
    Richer than wealth, prouder than garments' cost,
    Of more delight than hawks or horses be;
    And having thee, of all men's pride I boast:
    Wretched in this alone, that thou mayst take
    All this away and me most wretched make.

  2. Good Evening Anni, Your kitty 13 was cute!! I liked that!
    Kelly came down with this junk today but I made her go to the Dr right away! I have lost my voice!! Like I told Hope, Now we are in Trouble!!! :)
    We are to get snow tomorrow!! Love and Hugs Carolyn

  3. I love the meme. Very well done! I cannot swim either(lol) I can also read and understand the kings english. BTW, great TT too very original and I think my cat is in o this thing too.

  4. Good Evening Anni,
    I loved your Kitty 13. Those were just too cute. I also enjoyed reading your 6 thing Meme. As you already know, I can't swim. I'm far from understanding all that kind of literature. I never was any good in that in School. I don't seem to have good luck with gardening, but I used to could grow house plants years ago. I just wonder if I still could? Hmmmm, got to wait till I get some money first. LOL. Okay, are you sometimes pregnant with the CRAVING of burned toast? ROFLMBO. I just had to throw that in there. You know me. LOL. Take care my friend and have a great evening. May God Bless You and Yours. In regards to your question about the Highway Department shutting down the highway to High profile trucks, I don't know if they do that on that particular road. It's not really considered and Interstate just yet. It's in the process of being re-named I-555 when they are completely done with it. I don't know if that has anything to do with it or not.

    Love & Hugs,
    Karen H.

  5. lol, all of these remind me of my cat. I enjoyed your meme.

  6. Did you write this? It's hilarious! I always think cats are plotting world domination. Evil... domination at that! lol!

    Happy TT!

    I always say that I don't get PMS, but if this is the list of symptoms? I have it all the time! lol!

    Great list! Happy TT!

    On a Limb with Claudia

  7. This is lots of fun! I enjoy my visits to your blog.

  8. How cute. Do the cats know that you know? Have a great TT. :)

  9. I must type quickly. I don't want the cats to see your post or get any ideas. It's rough enough without them getting any encouragement.

    The Pink Flamingo

  10. Holey Moley! I have seven cats and they have been acting a bit strange lately. ;)

    Great TT!

  11. I love day-old popcorn, too. Especially if it's just a tiny bit burnt. I never 'got' Shakespeare, so more power to ya. LOVE the kitty domination. We have a couple plotting their next power-play all the time.

  12. VERY cute. I also like another poetry fan.

  13. The cat thing is seriously funny - you're a gr8 writer and such a sense of humor! Happy TT! Mine's up and oh, the design of my blog is changing in a day or 2, so if you stop by, just know it's still me. I'm changing my name too - will be Foster Me Up. *hugs*

  14. 175 words!!!!!!! I did it..... Whew!! had to think on that one...

    that was too fun.......


  15. Thanks ! Today your TT was made for me, lol !

    PS. I subscribed to Google Reader which is really great because it informs me immediately when one of my "favourites" has published a new post. Strange thing is, although you are on my list, your posts never appear. All the others work fine like Melli for example. There must be something missing in your blog that Google can't find you. I am not experienced enough to know what it is. Maybe you should check what happens.

  16. I always knew cats were evil! LOL! ;)

  17. Anni how great is it to be back taking a look around your blog and I know now why I missed it so much there is such a lot of Comedy and happiness the reason we blog right!! :)

    Your six weird things were all weird alright in the nicest way with fun attached!!

    Love being back here Lee-ann

  18. Hi Anni. just popped into say gday.
    your six weird things well i have to admit I cant swim. and also no.5 fits me to.. take care.. Jen

  19. Thanks for always giving me a laugh, or a chuckle,chortle or at least a smirk:>

  20. Hmmm this certainly makes me look at cats differently...
    Happy TT to you Anni!

  21. You could have stopped at the picture for this week's T13 but it was all hilarious.

    ~ Penelope Anne

  22. ACK! You and Amanda are kindred spirits! SHE loves burnt toast too! LOL!

    I can't grow anything indoors OR out - but I find my plastic plants do just GREAT! :) (noooo... i don't really own any... but i've been thinkin' about it recently!)

  23. I love the ocean too, but did not learn how to swim until I was 22.

  24. what about when you wake up and your cat is staring at you... do you think he is making plans to kill you off? is that part of the world domination--kill off one human at a time. i'm scared of that.

    happy TT

  25. We loved the Kitty 13!! Cats for World Domination Unite!!! So sorry it took us so long..we finally passed our Excellence Award on to our 10. Thank you again for Awarding it to us! Thanks for sharing your 6 weird things. Our Mom is #3, too!
    Your FL furiends,

    PS: Mom here, I may need to join the Blogaholics Anonymous!!!!

  26. My cats read your post and are now plotting the demise of my lapto....................


  27. Good afternoon Anni, Your Thursday Thirteen about cats taking over is true, they are the ruler of their owner's house .. I love cats, but can't have one with my three birds in the house..What a field day this would be...

    A question for you?? I was able to add the blogroll in my sidebar of bloggers over 50 , but the names are not clear and a bad color to read.. How do I fix it now? It took me forever to add the hidden list..Any help would be appreciated. Hugs, Baba

  28. Everyone knows cats are too cute to do world domination (run! They got to me!!!!)

  29. Anni,

    I love your TT list and your meme is great. Seems we have some other things in common. Every once in a while I crave burned toast. I also love the ocean but can't swim a stroke. I can garden successfully but my house plants struggle to survive. I think I've learned that I give them too much love in the form of water.

    Enjoyed my visit, as always. Hope you are having a wonderful Thursday. It is lovely here today and I enjoyed getting out for a bit. A big difference from yesterday.


  30. I wouldn't recommend the lip balm. Lick your lips and it's gone...Thx for visiting.

  31. Annie you ARE a hoot!!! And Thanks #3 is my Hubby :> happy Me!!! albeit 25 years ago :>

  32. Anni,

    I did enjoy being out and about today for a change. Yesterday, because of the adverse weather conditions, I didn't step outside the door.

    Michelle has green sprouts coming up in her flower garden, but I'm afraid the cold snap yesterday may have damaged them. Possibly not. It's incredible what they can withstand.

    I have a bridge phobia as well, but the video was taken in such a way it didn't bother me. It was taken from the air - a helicopter, I suspect and at such an angle you didn't realize the height. I could see the waves pounding in the background, which is unusal in Hamilton Bay. The truck may as well have been a toothpick.

    A day can make such a difference. I remember when the tornado went through this area many years ago. One day a village near here was flattened and the sky was green, yellow and black. The next, the sun was shining and you never would have known that anything had happened, except for the debris strewn around. Amazing.

    Take care and thanks for stopping by my blog. Stay safe.


  33. You can't take it back you already made my day:>

  34. cute kitty! fun TT. i also love shakespeare. :)
    happy thursday!

  35. LoL! I really enjoyed your TT about cat masterminding world domination.