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Got a good reason For taking the easy way out


Of course, me being a bit 'silly' today, there must be an explanation, right? Sure!! And I'm now gonna 'splain it all, right now, right here----

IT'S MONDAY!!
Smile!!


There is surely a market for these, somewhere---





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This list is one of my favorites. It's been around the 'net for nearly generations now, but it still brings smiles to my face. Okay, so I'm a bit odd, but it does make me smile.

Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't runie them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie
The kind that happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poopie some more.

Turtle Poopie
The kind of poopie that pops out a little and goes back in a few times before it finallly comes out

Pop-a-Vein-in-your-Forehead-Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the plunger.

Gas-sy Poopie
The kind where it's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling!

Drinker Poopie
The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Corn Poopie
(Self explanatory)

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop Poopie
The kind where you want to Poopie, but all you do is it on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie
That's the kind when it hurts so badly coming out, you swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get spashed with water.

Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots you of your butt and spashes all over the toilet bowl.

Mexican Poopie
The kind that smells so bad your nose burns.

Upper Class Poopie
The kind of Poopie that doesn't smell.

The Suprise Poopie
You are not even at the toilet, because you are sure you are about to fart, but, OOPS---a Poopie!

The Dangling Poopie
This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

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One more before you go---
poop joke def-nishun:a terrible joke whose merit can be likened to that of toilet humor.
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Bernie goes to a grocery store. He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks Bernie to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food. Bernie goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.

Next week Bernie finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out. The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids. He asks Bernie to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food. Bernie goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.

Next week Bernie comes to the grocery store with a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag. The Manager puts his hand in the bag and immediately takes it out. He shouts at Bhola: "What! There's nothing but doodie in this bag!"

Bernie calmly replies: "Yes, and I want toilet paper"

9 comments :

  1. Dang! You sure are full of sh*t today...lol
    Hope you are feeling better.
    ((hugs))

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  2. P J---you got that right!! These new meds make me constipated!! LMBO

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  3. Well..Okay...what a different post today Miss Anni!! You having a problem I see!! Hope everything "works out" for you today ((smile))
    Sandy

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  4. Wow, the sh*t sure is flying around today! hehe Oh Anni, I have tears rolling down my cheeks from laughing so much!!! Loved it! xox

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  5. Hootin'
    My grandson's favorite joke is:
    Which hand do you use to wipe your bum with?
    Answer: Right hand?
    Him: Really...I use toilet paper.
    And with that, he's off laughing and whooping it up!

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  6. OH! SOOO sorry to hear that.
    Hope everything comes out OK
    *snicker*

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  7. ROFL! Well... it's all been said! I hope THIS got it out of your system!!!

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  8. Thanks for making me smile at work!

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  9. Ever heard of verbal diarrhoea?? Lol...they were good, I'm still giggling. Amazing how many I can relate to...aaahahahaha!

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