“A wise old owl lived in an oak;
The more he saw the less he spoke;
The less he spoke the more he heard...
Why can't we all be like that bird?”
― Edward Hersey Richards




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Let's face it, sometimes in life, there are moments and then there are "KOKAK® moments". Yesterday afternoon, I peeked in to see if Bud was still napping, and yep---sure 'nuff he was. And Winnie the Pood (pood rhymes with good) was too. The two of us call our cat Winston, Winnie the Pood, sometimes, after Winnie the Pooh of course. But, hey, I digress...that's not the point of this whole shebang here. It's the position of our Winnie's napping!!

But really, he brings forth a whole new meaning of "zonked-out".



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I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted crazy Then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the boss might think I was crazy and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked, "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out." "Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office... When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the boss asked her, "...And where do you think you're going?!"


She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!!"


Thanks to Amber Star who shared this with me


5 comments :

  1. Oh, just look at the two of them!
    What life...lol

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  2. The picture of your better half with the white mop cover is unpayable! It's something for WW !! You were one day too early !

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  3. LOL! on Winston -- and I bet Bud had warm knees! And LOL on the joke too!

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  4. Really funny! Had a good laugh! Is that a real cat? Looks like a stuffed toy!
    How's the 'quit smoking' going? Hanging in there?

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  5. AT first I couldn't figure out what was across his lap!!! I thought it was one of those fake sheep rugs or something!!!! heh heh - that IS zonked out.

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