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Got a good reason For taking the easy way out


...she's all American! And so is the crab....






MY SIX WORDS [in honor of "Forest Gump"] A metaphor perhaps?:

It's CRABBY IS WHAT CRABBY DOES



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WEEKEND FUNNIES:

The maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase.

The first is that I iron better than you.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Maria: 'Jor husband say so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Maria: 'Jor husband did.'

Wife: 'Oh..'

Maria: 'The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.'

Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?'

Maria: 'No Señora...the gardener did.'

Wife: 'So how much do you want?'

20 comments :

  1. Woo Hoo, very funny.

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  2. Cool capture of the crabby. Loved the funny too.

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  3. ha ha ha!
    I like the crab shot too. :)

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  4. Hi again!

    My 64U:
    Always love all your great funnies!

    Have a great weekend,

    LOLA:)

    Is Lady Gaga A Feminist Icon?

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  5. LOL! Loved the joke! Have a great weekend.

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  6. he he he He's a big crab.

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  7. lolz @ the maid story !!

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  8. I don't really love crabs. Why? I develop a phobia from them when I was young. My brothers used to scare me with their claws! :(

    Anyways, thanks for sharing! :)

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  9. Thanks for the laugh this morning! I am visiting from 6 words Saturday.

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  10. BWAHAHAH on the joke. I love it. :) I didn't see that one coming at all. :) Love your 6 words. The wife was a little crabby there for a while LOL Have a great Saturday :)

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  11. Haha!! Funny!! And nice capture!!

    Pixellicious Photos

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  12. My 6 for you..."What a great little crabby capture!"

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  13. Hahaha ! that was a good one !

    I never thought I could say that a crab looks cute, but strangely yours does !

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  14. love this story, very cute.i've never seen a crab like the one in the photo. have a good weekend rose

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  15. Stopping by to say hi!!!!

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  16. That's a hoot, Anni... and a great crab to go with it!

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  17. Love the crab photo. And that joke was hilarious!

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  18. that is a HUGE crab!!

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