“A wise old owl lived in an oak;
The more he saw the less he spoke;
The less he spoke the more he heard...
Why can't we all be like that bird?”
― Edward Hersey Richards




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~WORDLESS WEDNESDAY




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Delia's Way
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
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The Real Woman's Way
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake.
You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.


Delia's Way
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
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The Real Woman's Way
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.


Delia's Way
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
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The Real Woman's Way
Tesco's sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.


Delia's Way
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.
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The Real Woman's Way
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough sh* t.
Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."


Delia's Way
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks
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The Real Woman's Way
It could keep forever. Who eats it?


Delia's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead.
The throbbing will go away.
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The Real Woman's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a sh*t?


Delia's Way
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
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The Real Woman's Way

Why do I have a man?


Delia's Way
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles
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The Real Woman's Way

Left over wine???? Hello!!!!!

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12 comments :

  1. * * * This is a pencil carving hubby did - Captain Ahab from Moby Dick. He also made the miniature harpoon! PS---the box it's sitting on was also made by hubby. I painted him.

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  2. You two are very talented...wow!! I loved your "Helpful Hints"...the funniest ones i have read in a while!! SMILE!! Sandy

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  3. You two are really talented! Happy WW! Very nice..

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  4. That list is hiliarious!! I loved it!
    Kelli

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  5. ARGH - there aint be no eatin' cones on me ship.

    and rubber gloves? I use me sword to open them cans.

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  6. Those were a hoot hhahahhahaha nver mind

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  7. Beautiful work !
    It's a catastrophe to comment page loading is sooo slow. Tomorrow I have 13 things about Italy (and men)

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  8. Great collaboration on Cap'n Ahab! I like the responses to Delia (I presume it's Delia Smith) Happy WW

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  9. Jams--- Yes, it is Ms. Smith...I read her blog a lot. [website]

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  10. It's beautiful. You hubby is very talented (=

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  11. Cute little dude! Y'all make a good team! :)

    Runnin' down to see what Witchy's name is gonna be now!

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  12. That is a great one! you're both so handy and talented!!!! I'm impressed.

    Funny tips. The drink won't help the headache, but it get funnier having the headache, is what I use to say.... *giggles*

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